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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The  horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to  remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to  shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do  that, you'll be fine."


The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The  race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the  trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the  center of the jump.


They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat  embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing  happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.


At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it,"  and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over  the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due  to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.


The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey  replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this horse. What is he - deaf or  something?"


The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!"


From Ken.